Today's post was going to be about my weekend. I've had a really off the wall day so I decided it needed posted instead.

This is a run down of the customers I have had today:

1. An old man that seriously smelled mildewed. Not sure what was up with that.
2. A regular customer (male) came in to upgrade his phone. He is normally dirty and grungy. Today he smelled like he splashed on a whole bottle of Old Spice. He asked me out. Ummm no.
3. There is another lady that comes in regularly and she always tells me she is here just to gossip. Or she will want to see the latest greatest phone. She is a single woman and always has been and has no kids. I've always been told that she is really tight with her money. I groaned when she walked in but I was crying when she walked out. She sat here for about ten minutes then asked about our new baby. I showed her a picture of Gauge and told her that our little girl ended up being a little boy. She started crying and opened up her purse. She said "I hope you don't think this is weird but for the past couple weeks I have felt compelled to give this to you. I have to do it or I know something bad will happen." She handed me $20 and asked me to make sure it went to the baby.
4. There has been a customer in here three or four times in the past two weeks. She kind of gets on my nerves but she makes me money so I deal with her. I was on the phone when she came in so she just started walking around the store. As she walked her damn crack pipe fell out of her pocket! I just kind of turned my head while she put it back in her pocket.

I think I have hit my weird tolerance for the day.

Now I am off to find something to eat again. For the past couple days I can't seem to get full. Wish me luck!